Ace Tanker: KV-1-Radley Walters, Top gun, high caliber 8 kills nearly 4k damage.

Playing the KV-1 with the 85mm gun, Standard Battle on Pilsen.

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Two Ace Tankers: T26E4 SuperPershing and Pz. KW I

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Two Ace Tankers: STRV-S1 and KanJPz 105

Didn’t feel like either of these games were remarkable; however, I was happy to get the Ace Tanker awards.

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Asshole of the day for Christmas Even 2023: DIZZYMASHERX3000

I’m going to have to watch the replay of the game to capture some of the toxicity that guy brings to the game.

He spent the whole battle bitching about everything everyone else did (or didn’t do). Calling people retarded and berating people left and right.

It got down to the end where it was just he and I alive and he pestered me endlessly. Telling me how to play and where to go.

Fuck this guy right up the ass, honestly.

We did end up winning but his performance was not what I would call exceptional by any means.

In fact, he did about 80 more HP of damage than I and earned 23 more XP at the end.

Congrats.

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Asshole of the day: Eternity1

Arty can’t float.

Guy claims he “fell” into the water.

Right at the end of the round with multiple tanks trying to kill him – he ‘fell’ in a straight line and kept driving deeper, preventing the enemy team from destroying his tank.

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Weirdest player interaction in recent history and possible November 2023 Asshole of the Month nominee: Camp_N_Die from [CBA] clan.

I posted this one on Reddit, for fun, but it may or may not go over well.

An arty in a recent game got all bent out of shape when a light tank made it through and killed him.

We were on Outpost, and I was well up in the middle of the map having a 1v2 with a couple of mediums trying to take the mid-location.

Once I saw the light get lit by our friendly arty, I disengaged to rush back to our spawn to kill the light.

I did help kill the light before he could do any more significant damage. We went on to win the match.

Apparently, despite my efforts, arty chose me to yell at and blamed me for his demise.

I laughed and asked what I’d done wrong. The light didn’t come through the middle where I was.

After the battle, the guy says, “Enjoy your profile onĀ [redacted]”

Sure...

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Ace Tanker: SU-130PM

OMG – what a fun battle. I played poorly but still did well and helped secure victory when it seemed as if we might not win. With the clock running down, we finally did it.

Malinovka – Standard Battle with tier 8 and 9 tanks. I pulled off an Ace Tanker with High Caliber using *only* three HEAT rounds. I was able to put some damage into 9 of the 15 enemy tanks.

I am running my Object 268/4 Crew in this tank today. Funny thing, I *almost* moved a different crew in for advanced crew training.

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Ace Tanker: ISU-152K

Standard Battle on El Halluf in the ISU-152K –

I got eliminated a bit early when the enemy came and “swarmed” our spawn, but I did not go down without fighting.

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Asshole of the month for Oct 2023: Cry_In_Vetbadge_

I can see by the name exactly why this asshole decided to team-kill me today. I know, you’re saying “team kill”? You can’t team kill anymore in World of tanks.

yeah, but asshole Cry_In_Vetbadge_ got behind me and pushed me out into enemy fire 100% intentionally.

Clip will be uploaded here.

It took me all of 30 seconds to figure out why he did it to me. I had my “vet badge” on my account so it shows up in the game.

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First Asshole of the Month nominee for October 2023: __Ratchet2__

This guy uses anonymizer to hide his real in-game name. It’s probably so he can hide his less-than-stellar stats from XVM users.

__Ratchet2__ is one of those guys who gets his childish feelings hurt when the team doesn’t play how he thinks they should.

This poor chap decided to commit suicide immediately at the start of the round and exclaimed: “I don’t waste time on lemming teams”

He remained in chat throughout the battle, hoping and praying that we would lose, and yet, we pulled off a victory despite his belief that we were playing poorly.

The guy has 112,699 battles, which is pretty impressive (first battle August 4, 2011). However, in all that time, he hasn’t managed to crack a 50% winrate. I hate to stats shame but it’s obvious this guy cares very little for winning...

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