Monthly Archives November 2023

Arty can’t float.

Guy claims he “fell” into the water.

Right at the end of the round with multiple tanks trying to kill him – he ‘fell’ in a straight line and kept driving deeper, preventing the enemy team from destroying his tank.

I posted this one on Reddit, for fun, but it may or may not go over well.

An arty in a recent game got all bent out of shape when a light tank made it through and killed him.

We were on Outpost, and I was well up in the middle of the map having a 1v2 with a couple of mediums trying to take the mid-location.

Once I saw the light get lit by our friendly arty, I disengaged to rush back to our spawn to kill the light.

I did help kill the light before he could do any more significant damage. We went on to win the match.

Apparently, despite my efforts, arty chose me to yell at and blamed me for his demise.

I laughed and asked what I’d done wrong. The light didn’t come through the middle where I was.

After the battle, the guy says, “Enjoy your profile on [redacted]”

Sure...

OMG – what a fun battle. I played poorly but still did well and helped secure victory when it seemed as if we might not win. With the clock running down, we finally did it.

Malinovka – Standard Battle with tier 8 and 9 tanks. I pulled off an Ace Tanker with High Caliber using *only* three HEAT rounds. I was able to put some damage into 9 of the 15 enemy tanks.

I am running my Object 268/4 Crew in this tank today. Funny thing, I *almost* moved a different crew in for advanced crew training.

Standard Battle on El Halluf in the ISU-152K –

I got eliminated a bit early when the enemy came and “swarmed” our spawn, but I did not go down without fighting.